Peasantitis
/’pezənt-ītis/
Inflammation of the ego accompanied by useless facebook statuses and or pictures and poor grammar, usually caused when a pre-teen/young teenager thinks they have “Swag” (See page 3) It is fast spreading and deadly to the mind. The only reasonable cure by the government has been to “Burn at all costs” The only community seen to have been immune to this disease is the far off Neverland community of the Tumblonians. They refuse to share their secret.